Are you a heckin' awesome fan of Sam Malcolm? Is it because he can juggle 7 balls, is funny, has thick eyebrows, or his serious love for the people in the town you live in? Wear this shirt, and anyone who messes with you Sam will literally make fun of. (Yes he told us to write this about the shirt) 
Made from 4.5 oz., pre-shrunk 100% ringspun cotton. Purple Edition.